24 Jan Orange Goblin updates!

Inspired by a sign that I saw during the Women’s March/Santa Fe this past Saturday, I have of recent adopted the nom de fascisme ‘Orange Goblin’ to refer to POTUS Drumpf. As it turns out, there is a metal band (stoner/punk/doom variant) from the U.K. by the name of Orange Goblin! Who knew? I certainly didn’t.

 

Anyways, they look like lovely chaps indeed and far be it from me to cast any aspersions upon their character, decency or degree of aesthetic accomplishment. I hope the O.G. lads will not take umbrage in my adoption of their moniker to mock and disparage the lout currently residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue—it certainly should not reflect upon them. If any of you, Gentle Reader(s), should happen to be in the vicinity of Leiden, Eindhoven or Groningen in the Netherlands early next month, Orange Goblin will be performing in those towns on the 9th, 10th and 11th. Go give them a listen and please do extend my warmest regards.

 

Orange Goblin Administration Update: Day Two

 

The Orangutang in Chief kept up his full frontal assault on truth and decency by asserting to a meeting of congressional leaders that he was cheated out of winning the popular vote by the ballots cast by MILLIONS of illegal immigrants. As usual, not a shred of evidence to support this assertion. (Actually, I take that back. The Orangutang bit, that is. Orangutangs are lovely, wonderful creatures and to compare them to the Orange Goblin—the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue one—is wholly inappropriate and unfair to the entire species. I apologize!)

 

Additionally, on Sunday morning the O.G. took to his Twitter account to push back against the actual MILLIONS who marched against him the day before, posting “Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn’t these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.” They didn’t vote?? Intriguing assertion. I was out there and I do seem to recall quite clearly that I voted. In fact, I’m pretty much positive that I did. Anyway, good thing that that pathetic hack Meryl Streep didn’t show up at the D.C. rally. So overrated! Sad!

 

I’m wondering if I mentioned in yesterday’s post that the current President of the United States is a lying sack of shit? I did? So sorry—I know how annoying it can be when someone repeats themselves ad nauseum. But—just to be certain that I’m making myself clear—allow me to reiterate: The President of the United States is a lying sack of shit.

 

And I don’t mean to cast aspersions on other sacks of shit out there. Sometimes there’s shit and sometimes you need to find a place to put the shit and sometimes you put it in a sack. No problem at all with that! So to all those other innocent sacks of shit out there, I apologize to you too.