29 Jan Orange Goblin Must Go

All hell has broken loose at airports around this country as patriotic Americans have stepped up once again to protest the vile, vindictive and unlawful Orange Goblin order barring refugees and immigrants from Syria, Iraq, Iran, Sudan, Somalia, Yemen and Libya from entering the United States.

 

Now that’s an interesting list. I’m wondering if the Goblin or any of his evil cabal might possibly recall the countries of origin of the 9/11 hijackers? Let us refresh our collective memory: Of the 19 hijackers, 15 were from Saudi Arabia and the others were from the United Arab Emirates, Egypt and Lebanon. Perhaps it’s just me, but doesn’t it seem just a tiny bit odd that none of those four countries appear on the Goblin’s list of prohibited nations? The most cursory bit of investigation reveals that the Goblin has business interests in at least three of the four countries from whence the 9/11 hijackers originated: Eight companies tied to hotel interests in Saudi Arabia; Two property development companies in Egypt; Two golf courses and a neighborhood of luxury villas in the United Arab Emirates. Any potential conflicts of interest there, d’ya think? Maybe? Just a little bit?? See that image at the top of the page? That’s a giant billboard in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. That’s the O.G. hisself on the left and Goblinette Ivanka on the right.

 

Let’s be plain about it: The Orange Goblin must go. Now. The American people are stepping up—within hours of the Goblin’s exclusion decree going into effect thousands of people were protesting at JFK airport in New York. THIS makes me proud to be an American. THIS is democracy in action. THIS is the PEOPLE taking authentic American values to the street. Crank up A Tribe Called Quest and let’s make this shit for real (for the unedited version click here).

 

Oh, by the way—did I mention, perchance, that the President of the United States is a Lying Sack of Shit? I did? So sorry—I’m getting a bit forgetful in my dotage.