Well, here we are at long last, Gentle Reader(s): the tenth chapter of The Road Crew. As previously prophesied, this shall be the final installment to be serialized in these pages. Chapter ten represents approximately one third of the complete manuscript, but after six months this little experiment in self-publishing has run its course. For those of you who have been reading along from the beginning, I think you wholeheartedly for your kind attentions—I just wish there were more of you! Perhaps one day, some way, The Road Crew will get a complete airing in one format or another but for now we must leave the Cretins to their peripatetic ways, searching the highways and byways of this once great nation in pursuit of the elusive brass ring of musical fame and fortune. Let us wish them good luck and godspeed. Ten Back in our room at the Marriott we found Rob...