11/26/2025
The Road Crew – Part Three
Seems that the festive season is nigh upon us, Gentle Reader(s), and herewith I offer you some respite from the turkey and the football and the lip-sync parades and the dish washing and the caroling and Black Friday madness and all manner of holiday stuffe that rolls around at this time of the year. You will find that this section is longer than the preceding two as we commence a deeper dive into the internal dynamics of the Cretins and the rather fraught background of the Goof. The Cretins are revealed to be a complicated band with differing objectives and philosophies despite being but a trio. Perhaps that's the way it always goes: I suppose even a solo act can be beset with internal conflict and tension, depending on the particulars of who's involved. The Cretins are no exception and the stage is set, as it were, for the band's excursions into the dark heart of early 1980s mid-America. Buckle up and please don't hesitate to weigh in with your thoughts via the Contact page on this very site. Stayed tuned for Part Four, scheduled to drop in the second week of December.